I put ranch dressing on the Greek salad. I stand in my front yard in the rain and yell I’m the biggest waterfall in this desert. When people invite me to parties, I say No then show up anyway. I bring my cat dressed in a graphic T-shirt with an imageof another, more attractive cat. I tell everyone I’ve just returned from my honeymoon, and when they ask to see pictures, I show them the cover of the 1855 edition of Leaves of Grass. I like kissing people I don’t know, sending flowers to random addresses and signing the card Love, God. I’m a window cracked in the rain. My name is
Sitting Down and Standing Back Up for No Reason.My motto is wings flapping. You should come backinto my room if you miss me. I’ll be there soon.I’m 1,000 miles away on a different bed.